I was confused and wasn’t even sure she was addressing me. I was walking through the airport to catch a connecting flight, and I was going through the security check, when suddenly the TSA agent who had just looked at my passport called me back over to her. This is, unfortunately, one that happened to me less than 2 months ago. My skirt floated up and I wasn’t wearing anything else underneath. At the end of the presentation, my professor told me I got an A on that part of the project, so I did a little jump for joy. I was giving a presentation in a college class while wearing a loose skirt. There was really no easy way to let you know without seeming like a creep.” 9. I quickly fixed it thanked the man and he said before walking off awkwardly, “Yeah. I looked behind me and sure enough my skirt somehow caught itself on my handbag and my bare butt was available for the whole city to see. I was about to grab my mace when he said, “I’m so sorry this is probably really embarrassing for you but your skirt is caught and. Very soon after he was standing very closely behind me, and tapped me on the shoulder. I pretended I didn’t hear him and kept walking. It was a sunny but windy day, and a giant man started walking quickly towards me while yelling “Miss! Miss! Over here!” I live in a busy east coast city, so talking to strangers isn’t common. My ex brother in law called me breezy for a long time after that. Unfortunately, I had no idea that the weight of fabric is important so when I hopped out of the truck at a gas station a passing semi blew my skirt up. I was in a sew my own clothes phase, and the easiest thing to make is a skirt. But no one got a look at my goodies, so that’s a plus. I slammed my knees together mid-fall, which meant I landed on the ground posed like an anime girl. I fell right on my butt and, halfway down, I realized I was wearing a dress. I took one step down the stairs in the auditorium and my ankle just kinda collapsed. I was wearing a fairly short dress and heels, a combo I wasn’t really a master of quite yet. I went to a play with a friend and, during intermission, we got up to go use the bathroom. It was quite a show when I got off the bike. Had to hike it up to almost my waist to get my legs around it. Got on the back of a Harley when I was wearing a mini skirt. Turns out my skirt had flown up over my waist and somehow tucked itself into my underwear during my fall and he was trying to pull it back down before too many people could catch a look at my bare butt. This huge dude walked over to check on me and he started brushing me off which I thought was weird. I wasn’t hurt, mostly embarrassed, so I jumped up and tried to laugh it off. One time in high school I was rushing down the stairwell trying to make it to my play practice after school and I took a massive tumble down the entire flight of stairs. Thankfully it was brought to my attention by a student working here and now I try to be a little bit more careful. I’ve never paid attention to the fact that my butt is just sticking out and not 1 guy I work with ever mentioned it. Many times at work I’ve had to get on my hands and knees under a desk to plug in machinery or sort out some cables on equipment. I am positive the architect was a man who didn’t normally have to think of these things. People could also walk under the stair case. I had to walk up this flight of stairs… the problem was that the architect designed the stairs so that in an effort to be stylistic, the panel between each step was a clear plastic-like material. I end up pulling my top down, exposing my breasts instead. I freak out, trying to pull it down but can’t find the skirt edge in my panic. Right before I walk in, a HUGE gust blows my dress up so high, it covers my eyes. The entire walk there I’m trying to hold down my dress to keep from showing cheeks. Hah, I actually made this mistake last weekend! I didn’t check the weather before I left for an outdoor event, just peeked outside and saw blue skies and sun, and we’ve been switching between 70 and 40 degrees all week so I thought, perfect day for a sun dress, right? Wrong. These AskReddit users decided to be brave and share their most embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions with the world. I’m a male so I don’t wear dresses (often), but the ladies definitely have it rough in this department. Wardrobe malfunctions are always humiliating.
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